FORTUNA 500
GENRE WARNING:
SOMERVILLE GARAGE COUNTRY
(ALLEGED)
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FORTUNA STATS (UNVERIFIED)
- RPM (Riffs Per Minute): 500
- Days since last triplet played: 8
- CEOs flagged this week: 3
- Basement humidity: HIGH
🧨 SHOWS
DECEMBER 20 • BRIGHTON, MA
with Salty Greyhound + Tiberius
doors 7:30 • music 8:30
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booking: fortune500booking@gmail.com
instagram: @fortunafivehunderd
🗞️ PRESS
- Allston Pudding — “Take a Lap with ‘Romantic Civilians’”
- Under the Radar — Premiere: “Swamp In My Hand”
SNIPPET
“A loose, wiry, and twangy blend of garage rock, slacker rock, and chugging bar band fare.”
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