FORTUNA 500

Wheel of Fortune
GENRE WARNING: SOMERVILLE GARAGE COUNTRY (ALLEGED)

somerville's #1 band by internal polling

🔥 LISTEN

FORTUNA STATS (UNVERIFIED)

  • RPM (Riffs Per Minute): 500
  • Days since last triplet played: 8
  • CEOs flagged this week: 3
  • Basement humidity: HIGH

🧨 SHOWS

DECEMBER 20 • BRIGHTON, MA
with Salty Greyhound + Tiberius
doors 7:30 • music 8:30
DM us on instagram for the address.

booking: fortune500booking@gmail.com
instagram: @fortunafivehunderd

🗞️ PRESS

SNIPPET

“A loose, wiry, and twangy blend of garage rock, slacker rock, and chugging bar band fare.”

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📸 glamour shots

Fortuna 500 pose with corncobs. Photo by Lena Warnke.
corny and feral
Fortuna 500 film photo.
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🔎 CEO DETECTOR

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