FORTUNA 500
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THE NEW FORTUNA 500 ALBUM IS OUT NOW.
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FORTUNA STATS (UNVERIFIED)
- RPM (Riffs Per Minute): 500
- Days since last triplet played: 8
- CEOs flagged this week: 3
- Basement humidity: HIGH
🧨 SHOWS
SEPTEMBER 29, 2026
Lilypad Inman • Cambridge, MA
Dark Dazey + Fortuna 500 + Key Found
Tickets on sale now
OCTOBER 8, 2026
Coolidge Corner Theatre • Brookline, MA
Fortuna 500 pre-show performance before Mystery Train
Screening at 7:00 PM
booking: fortune500booking@gmail.com
instagram: @fortunafivehunderd
📼 VIDEOS
LEMON MAN • OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
TUNA PLAYS SARA LEE WAREHOUSE XI • 4.3.26
recovered from a damp camcorder beneath route 93.
🗞️ PRESS
- Allston Pudding — “Only Fortuna 500 Can Judge Me”
- AnEarful — “SONG PREMIERE: Fortuna 500”
- Allston Pudding — “Take a Lap with ‘Romantic Civilians’”
- Under the Radar — Premiere: “Swamp In My Hand”
- The Harvard Crimson — “Artist Profile: ‘We’re Somerville,’ Says Fortuna 500 on Community, Local Music, and Baseball References”
- Hump Day News — Tracks: Fortuna 500, “Romantic Civilians”
SNIPPET
“A loose, wiry, and twangy blend of garage rock, slacker rock, and chugging bar band fare.”
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